Unicorn Tears Black Gin Liqueur

A new release of a gin liqueur that is blessed with magical unicorn tears!

You might’ve heard: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up. Half of our battery farmed herd of unicorns got fed a diet of fallen stars, causing their tears to be black, shimmery and delicious. (You don’t want to know what happened to the other half)

This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy sour citrus, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening sticks of liquorice - not forgetting the sparkly fragments of the galaxy that crashed down to Earth to be ingested by these majestic beasts.

It’s true, shooting stars are packed full of glitter. The amount of shimmery stuff doubles when naturally processed by sad unicorns. The sorrow of having to munch their way through crispy space rocks before they can resume their normal diet increases the potency of glitter and deliciousness. That’s just science.

From Firebox, Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur.