Burnside 1996 27 Year Old Whisky Sponge Edition No.87

Tasting notes by Guiseppe Linguini

Colours: Illicit heather folk rave.

Noses: Big waftings of privately educated golfers with grated antlers and highland bling! Fat techno rhythms of combolins with extensive Bandurria solo underpinned by Waitrose tarragon and money honey. Cummberbunds of niceness with epic megasesh and slap-bass stylings of Sam Rockloyd. Addings of water brings necessity for spicy rings.

Tastings: Hallelujahs of loveliness! Harribo tent rim, mystery foreign liqueur, whale song from Star Trek IV, Norwegian mince and intricate flavour networks of Alan Fletcher from Neighbours with Portree Kid singalong. Drizzles of tap juice add anxiety chocolate and top notes of Ancient Alien Distillate.

Finishings: Nine minutes.